Monday, October 22, 2012

DICTATORS FALL


Olakun prepared to leave the house for work like he did every other normal day, with a strong hope for high returns. He really needed the optimism and the high returns to complete the rent, for he could not afford to be embarrassed one more time by his Landlord. Though, he ought to have developed a thick skin by now. When he started his okada, the response was unusually sharp, confirming his suspicion that the gods were in support of his pursuits. He parted his lips, revealing his spaced teeth to the heavens, and said a quick prayer. Then he set out.
Five hours later, having navigated the nooks and crannies, lengths and breadths, pathways and expressways, under the scorching merciless sun, Olakun had made a substantial part of the meager balance for his rent. He needed to make this last trip before catching his breath, and perhaps catching a bite as well. Alas, the unspeakable appeared! Fashola’s stooges! LASTMA!
Immediately, Olakun’s eyes bulged, almost popping out of their sockets. It was as though he had just come in contact with the devil. Perhaps, LASTMA had become the devil to Okada men in Lagos. The LASTMA official, acting in consonance to the perception of Olakun, walked devilishly to him, held the Okada and said, in a cracked voice, “Come down!”
“Abeg Oga,” Olakun begged. “abeg, na wetin I dey take feed my family be dis. As I dey like dis, na the balance of my house rent na im I dey find. Abeg sir…”
“Mr man, come down! Come down!” the LASTMA official shouted, pulling hard at the Okada. “Sunni!” he called to his colleague, “Come and assist me drag this thing to the office.”
Olakun begged and begged, and shed tears. A pathetic sight it was, seeing a matured man crying in public. But, he did not care. His Okada was his company. It was his livelihood, the provider of his children’s fees. It was the provider of his nutritional and social needs. His Okada was his only means of being called a man in this merciless Lagos of “no job”. O, he knelt down and begged. He lay on the ground, rolled and begged. But, the LASTMA officials, with hearts as rocks, wheeled the okada towards their office. “No waste your time,” one of them said. “This bike, na twenty thousand naira you go take bail am if e reach office.” 
Olakun, realizing he had no chance with these two, trudged along with them, calling on whoever passed by to intercede on his behalf. All pleas fell on deaf ears. When they got to the office, the lots were even more aggressive. They became impatient with his relentless pleas, punched him on the nose and pushed him out of the gate. But not without informing him that if he wanted his okada, he must get twenty thousand naira in two days or stand the risk of having his okada crushed in Oshodi. They also did not forget to remind him that over three thousand okadas were crushed the previous week, and that more would be crushed.
Olakun realized that he needed to comply. He ran to the nearest junction, in search for a bus. Instead, he got an okada. Obviously, these men continue to risk being caught. They had been left with no choice by an oppressive government. He got on the okada and off they went to his house, with wild thoughts going through his mind. When he got to his destination, he got off the bike and paid.  He turned towards his house, and then an overwhelming pang hit him hard in the heart. He realized the money he was rushing to take was meant for the rent. He realized his children’s fees were yet to be settled. He realized that his family had not eaten a decent meal for a long time. And all the problems were suddenly too much for his heart to contain. The blood rushed into his heart with an unexpected force that jacked him up high and threw him to the floor. He died.
There are numerous Olakuns in Lagos whose lives are in the hands of the Lagos state government, which continues to push them to the wall. The government has chosen to be ruthless, making abysmal policies and laws which drive the people to the extreme edges. The Tunisian people were pushed to these extremes, and it took the frustration of one young man who set himself ablaze to spark a revolution which ousted the president, Ben Ali. The revolution spread across the Arab world – Egypt, Libya, Yemen, Barrain, Syria and so on. Some of these leaders fell, and others are at the verge of falling.
Dictators fall. And Fashola can fall!


Wednesday, October 10, 2012

THEY WILL COME BACK
















You killed them
When you stripped them naked before a billion eyes
When you brushed all their pleas as lies
And paraded them around the town
To satisfy the gory pleasures of the crown
You killed their hopes and dreams
As you stood and watched their blood flow like streams
And ignored their anxious screams
Cos’ in your minds they are condemned thieves
Like worthless leaves
You bashed their heads with careless sticks
Rugged rocks
Like condemned cocks
Even when they died, you continued to kill
Aluu, you continued to kill

Aluu, you shed innocent blood
Blood which will soil your progressive cord
Blood which has flown into your roots
Blood which will enslave your boots
This blood will taint the horizon above your lands
And depress the outputs of your hands
This blood which you roasted, smiling
Will awaken and avenge itself, standing
Ugonna, Tekena, Lloyd and Chidiaka
Are up there with their maker
But, they will come back
Aluu, they will come back.

Saturday, July 21, 2012

NA COMPLAIN DEM DEY COMPLAIN





Dem go say dem no be kitchen properties
Say dem wan be political entities
Say God giv dem sef faculties
To take dey run tins for we communities
Even for we house
Dem go say dem no go wear blouse
Say like we, na two legs dem get
So na jeans and leggings dem in sets
Na complain dem dey complain

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

AKA GUM (fedpoffa protest)







O, memories… Sweet bitter memories
Of our anger chanting melodies
With dissent written in all our diaries
And insults, we shared like cowries
When the unifying cord of fedpoffa broke
And our hearts with hatred soaked
And campus jesters couldn’t afford to joke
Because in protests, their spirits awoke
Worthless leaves
Thieves
Damned Eves
We cursed, in macabre dances in the mid-day sun
But now we laugh and hug like father and son
For we have been bonded together by ‘aka’ gum

O, it’s been several years now
And I hear the chantings and the matching sound
I see the placards and the messages; wow
I feel the anger of the ballistic crowd
The both teams let the anger like rage
Knowing chaos was within range
Like a cat and dog in a cage
The carnage was strange
Exploitative retards
Bastards
Filthy rags
We cursed, in macabre dances in the mid-day sun
But now we laugh and hug like father and son
For we have been bonded together by ‘aka’ gum

Fedpoffa… O sweet, innocent fedpoffa
From stones and sad tunes, you suffered
As your kindred hated despite your love offered
But for your understanding, it might have been rougher
Tougher, spilling disaster
As each side desired to conquer
Wouldn’t stop to ponder
Willing to destroy the other
Nincompoops
Classless fools
Worthless tools
We cursed, in macabre dances in the mid-day sun
But now we laugh and hug like father and son
For we have been bonded together by ‘aka’ gum




Sunday, July 15, 2012

A GOOD FRIEND




















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SHE VANISHED















I sat on the stool mulling
Lost in pensivity, mouth drooling
Pages in my mind began to flap
A panoramic review that rushed like a tap
I was lost in this stream of unconsciousness
And she flashed through my mind in all her sumptuousness
She was like lightning in a dreary dark night
She was sparkling like a shimmering white light
Her page stood still as my mind began to read
She was a bloomy belle, a sacred seed

She was young, naive and eager for love
With milky skin and gut-wrenching curves
She blazed in the sun like South African diamond
She’d got eyes like alluring almonds
I stood transfixed on this exquisite creature
At that point, I must say, I loved nature
She turned and stared at me with frightened eyes
Why the fear? I pondered. But there wasn’t time for WHYs
I trudged forward, my eyes beckoning appealingly
Her lips parted like she would smile and come willingly

She turned sharply and began to walk fast away
Uhh! What irony. I followed, oblivious of what to say
In my whole being, the glimmer of fear shone
I could not fathom loosing the particles of my bones
She was the subject of my frantic fantasy
She was an object that could offer me endless ecstasy
No! I wouldn’t let her go. “Hi!” I screamed aloud
I got no response; she vanished into the crowd.

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Biafra Republic To Emerge In November



BZM, Biafra Zionist Group, says it has commenced its moves to formally launch ‘The Republic of Biafra’, stating that it’s long overdue. The group warned that Ndigbo would no longer stand idle while its brothers and sisters are continuously slaughtered like animals in the country’s North.

Daily, despondency spreads over the horizons of Nigeria, as the common man lacks knowledge of who is in charge. Deaths, blood and violence have become common words on the tongues of every one. Boko-haram, Government-haram and their cronies are constraining our choices, and the centre may no longer hold…     God help us!

Monday, July 9, 2012

THE GIRL FROM MY VILLAGE















The girl from my village
An angel about my age
With whom i wished to start a new page
And serve without wage
O, even in a cage
With her, there's no rage
She was ravishingly beautiful and titillating
With catwalk that made me never want to blink